jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart


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natnovna:

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee


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natnovna:

xrvchel:

schizophrenic-stoner:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

i’ve reblogged this about 6 times. i’ll never not reblog this.

Hotttiieeeeee

the bar has truly never been set lower

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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thefashion-student:

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thefashion-student:

Want to win a ticket to the adidas NEO label fashion show in NYC September 3? Click the link below to read more and enter! Reblogging this photo also counts as an entry - just make sure you enter your username on the widget so your entry is counted :)

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS


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architectureland:

Bo Kaap, Cape Town neighbourhood in South Africa


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palethrough:

Palm House, Kew (kindly pre-fogged by Copenhagen airport security)

palethrough:

Palm House, Kew (kindly pre-fogged by Copenhagen airport security)


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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Chocolate Chip Blizzards

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Chocolate Chip Blizzards


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